So how about it? Let’s hold that bowl-off, watch the candidates, and make our decision by examining each candidate’s bowl movements.
- Are Hillary's bowl movements all runny and loosey-goosey, or are her bowl movements rigid and firm?
- Does Barack grunt during his bowl movements?
- In a public alley, does Hillary crouch during her bowl movements or does she stand?
- Can Hillary even perform her bowl movements while people are watching?
- Does Barack blow-dry his hands before each bowl movement, after each bowl movement, or both?
- Does Hillary stay and watch after each bowl movement, or does she immediately turn away?
- Do each of Barack's bowl movements end with a victory dance while he shouts “you can’t touch this”?
- Can either candidate, or any of their supporters, honestly say their bowl movements don’t stink?