I just got new video editing software, and I’ve spent all day learning to use it.
My first project is a mash-up of dozens of Sarah Palin speeches, carefully spliced together to look like one seamless press conference. By merging so many different statements, taking them totally out of context, and then recombining them in a completely random order, I’ve managed to make Sarah Palin look like a total idiot who speaks in incoherent non-sequiturs.
The result of my cutting-edge video editing is hilarious, if I do say so myself. Witness: