Monday, July 30, 2007

Night of the Ungrateful Dead Project

I think of myself as an intellectual, scientifically-grounded, skeptic, not at all prone to metaphysical perturbations in my clear, solid, logical, belief system. But then there was the night I channeled Jerry Garcia. It is difficult for a rational mind such as mine to accept, but for a few minutes my actions were not my own: my entire body and being were totally controlled by the spirit of our dear departed Jerry Garcia. I was as surprised as anyone to learn that he’s kind of an asshole.


  1. Q. What did the Deadhead say when the drugs wore off?
    A. "This music sucks!"

  2. Oh. Them's some fightin' words. If I weren't so stoned right now I'd, um.... what were we talking about?