Friends, we have a new member of the family. She's a 10-year-old
Shih Tzu named
Tzunami. Here she is:
Here she is watching TV with me (notice that I won't let her hold the remote, because she's always switching to Animal Planet):
And here she is in a giraffe costume. Oh, the indignity! I expect PETA to show up any time now:
When
Tzunami needs to poop she first performs an elaborate dance over some special spot in the grass, a spot that changes every day and that that only she can find. Her dance steps trace a sequence of connected circles forming a figure 8. It takes a while. I don't have any videos of her doing that (I can't figure out how to work the video camera), but it looks a lot like this educational video:
Now we know that she's not just pooping, but also telling us where we can find a field of pollen-heavy flowers, relative to the sun. I don't have any recording of Tzunami performing the actual act, so here's video of a bee doing it.
Here she is watching TV with me (notice that I won't let her hold the remote, because she's always switching to Animal Planet):
And here she is in a giraffe costume. Oh, the indignity! I expect PETA to show up any time now:
When Tzunami needs to poop she first performs an elaborate dance over some special spot in the grass, a spot that changes every day and that that only she can find. Her dance steps trace a sequence of connected circles forming a figure 8. It takes a while. I don't have any videos of her doing that (I can't figure out how to work the video camera), but it looks a lot like this educational video:
Everybody knows "Tzunami" is a cover, her real name is Pwinssess:
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True. For the first week we were calling her pinssess in an all-too-cartmanny voice.
ReplyDeleteI heart Tzunami, and I hope her eye appt. goes well today.
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