I have difficult news. My recent Apple-related post, “Apple expands its China market by 1 million overnight,” contained what I like to call “significant fabrications” (I would call them “lies” but “significant fabrications” contains eight times as many syllables).
I take full responsibility. I should have never let myself post a blog without fact checking myself. You can be sure I’m going to give myself a severe spanking.
To set the record straight: No, Apple will NOT be increasing the pay of its Foxconn workers enough so that they can afford to buy the products they make. I just totally made that up.
But that part about Tim Cook wanting to be called “Tim Timinney Tim”; that’s totally true.